he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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