This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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