I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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