If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
you made out with another girl for some wings
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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