The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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