How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
drinking out of a sandbucket again
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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