Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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