Dual....:-)
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
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