I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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