Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
We need to rekindle our bromance
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Let's get the cat blown out
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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