i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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