How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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