Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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