i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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