There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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