Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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