is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
You don't make any sense
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