I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I would ride that face into the sunset
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
