So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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