You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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