On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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