This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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