we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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