its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
