Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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