i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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