Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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