Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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