its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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