glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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