are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
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