I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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