...so i touched it.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
