she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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