She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
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Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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