Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I see more hoeing in ur future
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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