Can Purell be used as lube?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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