tell your sister to shave her snatch
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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