we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I have aggressive nipples.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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