I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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