shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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