P.S. I can't hear my feet
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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