We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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