we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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