We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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