quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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