we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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