OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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