The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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