I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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