Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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