these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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